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Worried Urine Trouble? Here’s How to Pass a Drug Test and Avert Disaster

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Worried that you’ve smoked weed a little too close to your work drug test? We’ve got you covered. Here’s how to pass a drug test and move forward.

If you have a drug test coming up and you’re pretty sure you’re not going to pass it, you’re probably feeling a little nervous right now. 

With marijuana being legalized in more and more states, many institutions are no longer testing for it. If you’re one of the unlucky ones who still has to get tested, we might be able to help you out. 

By the end of this article, you’ll have a few extra tips on how to pass a drug test ready for your next experience. 

While the best bet is always to refrain from smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana for about a month prior (depending on the sensitivity to the test and how frequently you smoke), sometimes we make mistakes. It happens. 

Keep reading for a few suggestions on how you can get out of this situation. 

  1. Dilute Dilute Dilute

This isn’t foolproof, but you will get nice and hydrated in the meantime, so it definitely won’t hurt to try. 

When you’re prepping for your drug test, go to the grocery store and pick up some electrolyte drinks or powders. These drinks, like Pedialyte, are often in the children and baby section of the store. 

You might be familiar with them if you’ve ever had a bad hangover or a bad stomach flu. They’re a great way to hydrate quickly and regulate your body’s electrolytes.

Taking some creatine and b12 will help to make it seem less like your urine has been diluted with all of the liquid. 

Some testers, upon seeing diluted urine, will immediately throw out the test and fail the participant for trying to game the system. Using these products instead of water will help your chances.  

  1. Try to Detox

“Detox” is a buzzword, but here we’re using it to mean “cleanse your body of residual marijuana.”

Your body will eventually cycle the THC out of your system. Those with faster metabolisms and lower BMIs will have an easier time doing this. If you carry more fat or have a slow metabolism, you’ll have to put some effort in.

While you’re detoxing, you’re aiming to just live as healthy a lifestyle as possible. Drink a lot of water, eat healthy foods, and exercise. You want a lot of fiber and vitamins to keep yourself feeling full and healthy. 

Your goal here is to try to lose a little bit of fat and get your body moving. Cardio is great during this time. 

Keep your body in motion and try to be healthy. Maybe you can even keep this going for the long haul. 

  1. Use Someone Else’s Urine

You’ve probably already thought of this, but it’s definitely a longshot depending on the circumstances of your test. If you have to be supervised, this might be awkward (and we’ll discuss that in the next section).

If you’re using a friend to help you, you don’t have to worry about any cleansing or hydrating. You’ve got it covered so long as they aren’t also a smoker (or a drug user of any kind. Make sure this friend has been sober lately or you’ll defeat the purpose of this exercise). 

You have a few options here. 

You’re going to have to somehow make sure that the sample is warm when it goes in for testing. Anything else will be suspicious. 

You can bring your friend with you to take the test. Have them fill a bag or squirt bottle right before you go in and hide it in your pants near the zipper both for both warmth and subtlety. 

If you’re unable to bring your friend with you, bring hand warmers or a portable heating pad with you on the drive over. This should keep the urine warm enough to avoid any detection. 

  1. Use Synthetic Urine

There are some fairly convincing synthetic urine options on the market that have been successful. 

Similar to using a friend’s urine, you’re going to have to be subtle here. You have to make sure that this is convincing. You need to keep it warm and place it in such a way that you can avoid suspicion. 

If you’re being watched, you might feel like you don’t have any options. This simply isn’t true.

You’re going to need some kind of urinator prosthetic. They make them for all kinds of bodies. The person who observes you isn’t there to literally watch you (most of the time). They’re there to ensure that you’re not doing anything suspicious (like taking fake urine out of your pants or pocket and putting it into a sample cup). 

For the smallest chance of detection, a urinator prosthetic can be your saving grace. The Whizzinator is one such prosthetic that can be used for this purpose. It comes with a sample of synthetic urine and it has heating pads built-in.  

This might feel awkward, but it is a good way to avoid any mishaps. 

  1. Use a Home Testing Kit

Technically, this isn’t a way to help pass the test, but it is a way to know if your methods for clearing yourself out are working. 

A home testing kit is going to be a somewhat reliable way to take a test before your test. If you have a good amount of time, get more than one. You can test several times until you’re in the clear. 

These aren’t completely foolproof, but if you’re testing positive hours before your real test, there’s a good chance that you’ll also test positive when it matters. Then you know you need to find another option. 

 If it turns up negative, you can have some peace of mind.

How to Pass a Drug Test: Takeaways

When you’re faced with trying to figure out how to pass a urine drug test, you don’t have to panic. Follow these suggestions for how to pass a drug test and you should breeze right through.

Whether you’re going to detox or you’re going to try the old switcharoo, if you play your cards right, you should be in the clear.

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About Michelle Joe: Michelle Joe is a blogger by choice. She loves to discover the world around her. She likes to share her discoveries, experiences, and express herself through her blogs. You can find her on twitter: @michellejoe524

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